…someone should probably come out and fix it before the three days have gone by and I have to make an angry but ultimately fruitless phone call.
Please come back and stay for a while. You’re limited, intermittent service is making it very difficult to get any work done. Not to mention all the fun we could be having together. Like we used to. Your absence is driving me crazy. And tell your friend Cable that he should probably stop being a jerk and get back here too. Do you want me to start pulling my eyebrows out?